Programmes

Rooms, not catalogues of content.

Each programme is a live room with a named tutor. Only Cohort Intelligence currently publishes a full public syllabus. The others are scheduled by letter; their cards below describe the work honestly so you do not book the wrong bench.

Laptop showing financial and product charts
Flagship

Nine weeks · £4,180

Cohort Intelligence for Product Leads

Rebuild how your team cuts users by week of arrival, first value, and quiet return. A working board for one live product.

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Bar charts printed on a desk

Four weeks · by letter

Retention Mapping Studio

Annotate D1 through D90 by surface, not by slogan. Built for teams who already have exports and need a reading practice.

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Line chart close-up

Six seminars · by letter

Event Taxonomy Architecture

A naming constitution for apps that have been renamed twice and still fire “btn_click.” Cards, owners, and version dates.

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Notebook with figures beside a calculator

Five weeks · by letter

Attribution Without Guesswork

What paid, organic, and platform reports are allowed to claim after ATT, SKAN, and a shared family iPad. No single-model worship.

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Server lights in a dark room

Three weeks · by letter

Mobile Funnel Diagnostics

Drop-off that looks like engineering and might be copy, permission prompts, or a webview. A clinic, not a certificate.

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